Archive | January 2015

“Cartherosclerosis”

Definition: The slowing down of the flow of traffic to a virtual standstill due to a narrowing of our streets.

Cause: Excessive acquisition of vehicles which have become static and are not actively moving in the way they were originally intended.

“Neferendum”

Definition: The pretence that the electorate will, at an unspecified time in the future, actually have some meaningful input to the political decisions which will inevitably shape the dystopian future of our increasingly divided society…