Archive | January 2015

“Cartherosclerosis”

Definition: The slowing down of the flow of traffic to a virtual standstill due to a narrowing of our streets.

Cause: Excessive acquisition of vehicles which have become static and are not actively moving in the way they were originally intended.

“Neferendum”

Definition: The pretence that the electorate will, at an unspecified time in the future,¬†actually have some meaningful input to the political decisions which will inevitably shape the dystopian future of our increasingly divided society…